Dr. Von Colon has just put the finishing touches on his most amazing creation: Robo-C.H.I.C., a crime-fighting robot built in the shape of a Playboy Playmate. Her invention comes just in time, as a disgruntled engineer has built a set of atomic bombs and plans to set them all off if his demands are not met. Adding to the confusion are a pimp and a motorcycle gang who decide to kidnap the bomber for their own purposes.
Man-out-of-time Count Cagliostro, dressed to the 19th-century gills, tools into town in a horse-drawn wagon attended by a grim reaper. This occult villain stands in stark contrast to the futuristic laboratory of his new partner-in-crime Dr. Raymond. Together they seek a uranium-like ore, and to harvest the deadly fuel Cagliostro uses a magic spell from an ancient Egyptian scroll to revive the corpses of those who died in the silver mines.
Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast.